An insanely ridiculous romp around the globe with the most unbalanced cast of deities ever to rule the universe. Part romance, part comedy, and all a wild ride. ~ Leigh – Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews
From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes BRUTUS, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy that will surely cause evil vampires to kidnap the author.
Can the World’s Toughest Immortal Warrior Win the Heart of the World’s Toughest Immortal Woman?
Brutus is not your average immortal warrior. He leads the gods’ army, he’s tough as nails, and his mind is so powerful, he no longer speaks to communicate with his men. Some call him telepathic; he just calls it being a badass.
But despite the many bloody battles and hard-won victories, this is one mission he’s not so sure about. There is a plague sweeping the immortal world. Gods, vampires, incubi—no one is safe, except for those with mates, and sadly, there just aren’t enough women to go around.
To keep the gods’ army intact, ready to protect the human world, Brutus must convince a group of ancient female warriors, located deep in the Amazon jungle, to return home with him, and…well…go on dates with his men.
But when the toughest, meanest, man-hating, sexiest woman of the group catches his eye, all he can think about is conquering her heart.
WARNING: This book contains a smokin’ hot immortal warrior looking for his forever love, a randy invisible unicorn, and bad, bad, such bad language. Okay, and some sex. Fine, yes! Lots of sex! And a kitten, a bit of violence, a man who loves knitting, mannibalism, unruly deities, Mayan priests who babysit animals, a naked goddess who wears a bee bikini, leather pants (for men), a very randy ghost who’s desperate for her HEA, anecdotes about evil mermen, a BIG plot twist even the author didn’t see coming, and a ton of romancy kind of stuff.
These gods are definitely crazy! Mimi does it again with another insanely ridiculous romp around the globe with the most unbalanced cast of deities ever to rule the universe. Part romance, part comedy, and all a wild ride, this author has an utterly unique writing style that is just simply fun.
As the world continues to spin into chaos as the unmated gods and deities must find partners, Brutus, the immortal head of the warriors must brave the Amazon to find a legendary tribe of women to mate with his troops in order to keep them from becoming evil. At the same time, Zac, the god of Temptation is trying to escape an evil, infatuated invisible unicorn who has stolen the body of his dearly departed mate. The Mistress of Bees in on her way to assist him. What could possibly go wrong?
Describing this story makes it sound like a hot mess, and in all honesty, it is. It is a train wreck of epic proportions that you can’t put down, can’t look away from, and must see what happens next because you become so invested in these people. I truly wonder how the author comes up with this stuff that she does, because it’s silly and over the top, yet it always just brushes the line of too much without ever going over the edge. It’s escapism at its finest and I’m glad that we’re not yet done with this cast of characters.
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About the Author
MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a New York Times bestselling author who’s sold over one million books around the world. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dreams.
Mimi lives with her Latin lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.
She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.
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